Dossier

First name: you can call me whatever you like

Last name: Han

DOB: August 2, 93

Sex: Male

Age: 18

Height: 6’01 ft. 185 cm.

Weight: 192 lbs. 87 kg.

Country of Origin: Republic of Korea, South

Current Residing Country: Guam, USA

Religion: Atheist/Pastafarian

Political Affiliation: Anarchist/Independent 

Likes: most of Chuck Palahniuk’s novels, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Hurt Locker, Pineapple Express, Banksy, Sir Mitchell, Sony MDR XB-700’s, Elie Wiesel, Stephen King, Seananners, smart girls, coffee, Taekwondo, Hapkido, scuba diving, green tea, scotch, blueberries, Nirvana, Gorillaz, Muse, Coldplay, Frank Sinatra, Ray Charles, Gary Jules, The Rolling Stones, Immortal Technique, Masta Ace, Eminem, Cunninlynguists, Daft Punk, Earth, Wind, and Fire,  sushi, intelligence, chess, puzzles, seafood, hell, i can’t remember it all. 

Dislikes: republican GOPs, christian fundies, muslim extremists, religious die-hards/try-hards, sound of fingernails on chalkboards, greasy fingers, infants/babies, know-it-all bitches that talk out of their ass, submissive/spineless cowards, physical interactions with strangers, hangovers, shitty sequels, movies based on novels, tweens, justin beiber, screamo, cheezy romantic comedy movies, stupid people, beer, the fatty parts found in beef, pork, poultry, the bones found in fish, idiots who put too much perfume/cologne, sensitive pricks, too much to list, will continue.

Personal Statement: i don’t capitalize i’s, and i’m not easy to get along with, and i find that i get tired(bored) of most people. i’ll probably piss you off, but rest assured, i am an equal opportunity asshole. call me jaded, call me cynical, call me whatever you’d like. it’s very hard for me to care about what someone has to say or how someone feels unless that someone is of peculiar interest. ADHD keeps my mind scattered and unfocused, but if you piss me off or challenge me, i will crush you with relative ease. fuck. i drink every tuesdays and/or fridays. revenge is a dish best served cold, and it’s a dish i’ve served many times. aipojewnmapkm’fpasknmer’paj’armarjmo fuck this shit